when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.
A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets
I AM UGLY AND I’M PROUD
There are 5 types of fear
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”
orrrr going in the refrigerator & not seeing your food you been looking forward to all day in the first 5 seconds of opening the door