partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

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feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

(Source: feat, via ugly)

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

(Source: awfullyy, via ugly)