yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via sadsongsforasadgirl)

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

(via sadsongsforasadgirl)

ugly:

I AM UGLY AND I’M PROUD

hate:

i hate myself but im still better than you

(via ugly)

dreamsofshaay:

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

orrrr going in the refrigerator & not seeing your food you been looking forward to all day in the first 5 seconds of opening the door

(via o-janae)